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causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

stabla:


i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 
she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.
at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video
hoganddice:

coffeeandcockatiels:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

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#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

YOU’RE NOT MILKING THE BEES FOR THE HONEY
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HURTING THEM
OR THEIR HOME
FUCK, PEOPLE…

HUMAN BEINGS EATING HONEY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS PREVENTING BEE EXTINCTION YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKTRUMPET!
stoned-levi:

I am going to sue

Facebook vs Tumblr - Smosh Edition

princessofnerdingham:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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Facebook at 2am:

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Tumblr at 2am:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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[insp.]

Eight is my favorite color.

— Ian Hecox 2014 (via youtubersforfreakingever)